I think sometimes it’s actually easier,
To list the things for which I’m ungrateful,
Than to think of some,
For which I am thankful.
But today being what it is,
I’ll do my best to turn that around,
And prove to the world,
I’m not completely upside down.
I’m happy with my loyal friends,
Who are my actual family,
Despite the fact that my blood,
Tends to treat me like crud.
I’m happy I’ve moved on,
From psycho ex bastards,
Despite the fact that if I’m not careful,
It will lead straight to my next disaster.
I’m happy to be a stunning beauty,
Boasting both muscles and femininity,
Despite the fact the nasties in nightclubs,
Sicken me by blatantly grabbing my booty.
I’m happy that the weekend,
Is always guaranteed to come around,
Despite the fact that it always ends,
With another hellish week,
Waiting right around the bend.
I’m happy to have my doggie,
To keep away the dangers,
Despite the fact that she also scares away,
Some who are far from strangers.
I’m happy I live,
In a land with endless summer,
Despite the fact that all the sweating,
Is a real bummer.
I’m happy I have talent,
That is artful and creative,
Despite the fact that all the left-brainers,
Think of me as insane.
I’m happy my pony,
Awaits me in Heaven,
Despite the fact that thinking of her,
Makes the Earth seem slightly lonely.
I’m happy I have a job,
That pays enough to buy a good life,
Despite the fact the hellhole,
Is so full of strife.
I’m happy I’m not easily brainwashed,
By the leftist media,
Despite the fact that blindly believing,
When they pout and shout,
Would be an easy way out.
I’m happy I live in the age,
With plastic surgery,
Despite the fact that recovery,
Is temporary misery.
At the moment,
This is all I see,
Maybe there is more,
But at present,
This is all that is transparent.